I have to be honest, I've been feeling a little guilty about calling this a sex blog when I don't talk about having sex that often. So since I had a pretty terrific experience last night, it seems only fair to share the hot, steamy, and hilarious (you'll see) details with you, my faithful readers. Shoutouts to Uberlube, Lucky Bloke, and NatureLabs for this delightful sexual escapade. So if you don't want to know the naughty details of my sex life, don't read this!

I love my purple dildo. Every time I pick it up, it seems that I find a different use for it. It's been endlessly helpful in my work as a phone sex operator. I don't even put it away when I'm finished with it. I take it right to the kitchen, boil it, let it dry, and sit it back on my bedside table. I use it so much that it's easier to leave it out so I don't have to go fishing through my drawers when I need it. And I need it almost every day. Now admittedly, I don't have a gigantic sex toy collection. I only started reviewing last month. Nonetheless, I can tell that the Echo and I are going to have a long and pleasurable relationship.