Check out my top five gift ideas for the holidays! Don't forget, once you own a toy, you can fuck it however you want!

 Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion - Fun Factory has always been a company on the cutting edge of innovation. Their Stronic line of toys, introduced in 2013, revolutionized the sex toy industry by doing something no toy had done before--thrust. That’s right, this toy is like a shake weight for your bits. Now they’ve coupled that thrusting motion with a vibrating arm that would be great for clitoral or perineal stimulation.

We-Vibe Classic Rechargeable- For the tech savvy (or long distance) partner: the We-Vibe Classic couples’vibrator is perfect for those who enjoy having power in the palm of their hands. Boasting bluetooth connectivity and a wireless app that can be controlled and customized by whoever is holding the phone, this toy is a wonderful addition to any toy box.         

Tantus Perfect Plug Kit - For the anal adventurer in your life. If you’ve ever been curious about backdoor sex but weren’t sure where to start, the Tantus Perfect Plug Kit offers a beginner-friendly experience. Made from platinum grade silicone (which is great because it can be completely sterilized), the Perfect Plugs come in two sizes so you can slowly (SLOWLY!) work up to the girth you want. I’d especially like to draw your attention to the most important feature of any butt toy - a flared base. As my sex educator colleagues like to say, “without a base, without a trace!"

Wicked Creme Masturbation Cream - This cream is in a word, luxurious. Oil based (not compatible with latex!) and long lasting, it reminds me of a thick, velvety hand cream. I like to warm it up for a few seconds by rubbing it between my palms before I apply it to the recipient.

Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo - This toy is useful for erect or flaccid phalluses. It oscillates on the underside of the penis which stimulates the frenulum, the most sensitive part. It has multiple speeds and patterns so you’re sure to find one that feels just right for you.

If you have a stoner lover, check out my article on Leafly: 5 Cannabis Sex Gifts for Your Loved One This Holiday.